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#Clip where andre the giant conan the destroyer cast movie
#Clip where andre the giant conan the destroyer cast tv

I love you like a play cousin, I'm outie 5000! Chain Chomp Yomp! ( normal) Ya punk-ass motherfucker! Oh, and by the way, ( nerd voice) call me when you do a Smurfs: The Lost Village review. Peace, loser! ( stands up and leaves)ДЄndre: Mm-hmm. Not to mention all those hot Nintendo Switches that I'm-a sell on eBay.

I got an underground gambling ring to take care of. Maybe the next time you do a charity shout-out, you should be shouting out to getting you a life.

#Clip where andre the giant conan the destroyer cast tv

And what about you? You sit around all day watching '80s and '90s kids TV shows and movies?ДЄndre: That's real sad. NC: W-w-well, I don't know about my ass' punk qualities, butвЂ“ДЄndre: Here's what's wrong wit' you, man: you think this all there is to me, think I'm all just Smurfs and Ninja Turtles and Power Rangers and Tiny Toon Adventures and shit?ДЄndre: I'm a grown-ass man. You thought I was gonna leave beautiful sunny California to fly to yo' neck of the woods, in the dead o' winter, to talk about a damn Neil Patrick Harris Smurfs sequel wit' yo' punk ass? I was reviewing Smurfs 2 and was wonderingвЂ“ДЄndre: Oh, I get it, I get it. ( he hangs up) Well, well, well, if it isn't the Nostalgia Bitch. Hey, man, I'm-a have to call you back, there's a White Walker present.

#Clip where andre the giant conan the destroyer cast movie

Man, ( in his nerd voice) Black Nerd has to review a new Power Rangers movie trailer ( normal voice) and I can't do that unless I get blazed as fuuuck. You know what I'm saying? ( NC is quite confused at what he's seeing) When you gonna come back here with my bong, a'ight? I gots to get high. ( We cut to Andre the Black Nerd's room, who is not speaking in his nasally nerd voice on the phone while eating almonds)ДЄndre: What up, homie? Hey, put me down for $200 on the Patriots losing, a'ight? Ain't no way their ass can cheat to victory this year. NC: And seeing how the last time I did a crossover was with the Black Nerd, it only figures to extend him the same offer again. The result, once again, is the not-pleasant bouquet of nausea under the guise of family entertainment. NC (vo): And, of course, that's what matters most, so they threw more money at the sequel to make more money back. The downside is, it's lame, contrived, not funny, bad for kids, bad for adults, bad for anyoneвЂ“ NC (vo): After the, and I can't believe I'm saying this, smash-hit Smurfs movie, it only figured to do a sequel with the exact same people. NC: ( flatly) Hello, I'm the Nostalgia Critic. ( We start off with the Sequel Month: The Sequel title card before cutting to the Nostalgia Critic, who's still upset at having to review these kind of movies his head is on his hand) Nostalgia Critic takes a look at, The Smurfs 2.' 'Just when you thought you couldn't feel more blue, the Smurfs return to force their horrors down our throats.